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Zero Three Hundred Hours

March 5th, 2019|Categories: Tales of Misery|

She sent those words you see in the picture, a good friend, with the following message: "This reminded me of you, and I mean to send it with nothing but love. I hope you're doing well."  How could I NOT be doing (relatively) well, when someone reaches out like that, [...]

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A Tornado Among The Thunderstorms

February 24th, 2019|Categories: Tales of Misery|

"We were sitting on the front porch With the weather rolling in Laughing louder than the big south wind You ran out to roll your window Light rain falling on your hair...." -A Tornado Warning, Turnpike Troubadours "I don't know why I'm always drawn to the toxic ones. Sometimes I [...]

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One Of These Days

January 22nd, 2019|Categories: Amigos, New & Unimproved|

"You cry lonely And I come runnin' I come to your rescue I chase your blues away" -Cross Canadian Ragweed, 'You Cry Lonely' So, if you are drawn to the broken, just how broken are you? That's what's been rattling around for months. Years, maybe. It's not like I don't [...]

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Gone

December 4th, 2018|Categories: Siren Songs|

He is was 24. A Crossfit coach, new husband, Marine Officer and someone who could embody courage, humor and loyalty without coming across as cocky. Will Thompson was someone I knew peripherally from his time at Crossfit, as an athlete and coach; I used to watch him at Crossfit Kids where [...]

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Fat For The Holidays

December 2nd, 2018|Categories: Less Lardass|

I look down at the scale, cynically. Lies. Filthy, lying, technology. I need to blame someone, some THING. But I can't deny how the pants are squeezing me aggressively around the waist like an overzealous relative who hasn't seen you in a year and wants to joyfully choke the life [...]

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The Lonesome Beautiful Now

October 7th, 2018|Categories: Tales of Misery|

"You know, you only get so many of these in this life. They're gone so quickly. It's worth taking the time to take them in" These words from a co-worker as we both were dragging out of the firehouse in the dawn light, another shift marked as complete and both [...]

Off The Rails On The Crazy Train

September 17th, 2018|Categories: New & Unimproved|

"Truth gets well if she is run over by a locomotive, while error dies of lockjaw if she scratches her finger" -William C. Bryant Who isn't a fool for some good old fashioned symbolism and foreshadowing? Hell if I know. But I knew somehow that, based on my own foolish [...]

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Peering Over The Edge

June 18th, 2018|Categories: Family DysFUNction, Tales of Misery|

"So don't forget to love me in damnation/ For the living I have earned on love gone wrong/ And we'll open up old wounds in celebration/ If we don't bleed it don't feel like a song" John Moreland, "Old Wounds"   These past few weeks have been troubling, indeed, as [...]

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Alone (you’re not, though)

May 23rd, 2018|Categories: Uncategorized|

                "You come into the world alone And you go out of the world alone But in between, there's you and me" Trampled By Turtles, "Alone"   The opening chords and lyrics are slow, methodical, like a morning alarm clock building the momentum [...]

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  • Behind The Beer With Lear, Chapter 2
    by Uli Gulje on March 8, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    In this installment of Behind The Beer With Lear, we delve into the differences between ales and lagers, and I get to wax idiotic about various things, but always, always, we have a great time enjoying some half-pints and great conversation. If you're a learned beer scholar, this may not be for you, but for a rookie like me? It makes total sense. Enjoy! […]

  • Monday Morning Update #3
    by Uli Gulje on March 4, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    Cheers to your Monday, my friends! Today we recap downloads, what's "Good In The Hood" at 4 By 4 Brewing Company, thoughts on meal prep and getting your views on the video segment of the show, Go check out the YouTube Channel for The Real State Podcast, let me know what you think....until Friday, take care of yourselves and one another. See ya soon! […]

  • Dawn Of A Deckard
    by Uli Gulje on March 1, 2019 at 11:40 pm

    For episode #50, I asked multiple-show guest Scott Deckard to come back and be the very first VIDEO guest. Tune in for an hour talking about everything under the sun, including Saddam Hussein's belly button! Cheers! […]

  • Monday Morning Update #2
    by Uli Gulje on February 25, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    This late afternoon Monday Morning Update includes our first attempt at some video on The Real State Podcast, and we talk about your weekend, growing older and the new chapters of the show we're looking at. Enjoy a 10 minute refresher! […]

  • Social Media Distortion: A Conversation With April & Mary
    by Uli Gulje on February 22, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    In this era of constant contact on social media, why is there a constant need to keep up with the virtual Joneses and constantly be trying to one-up one another with our highlight reels? In this hour and a half conversation with known cat-lady, hermit and great friend April Sartin and notorious firecracker Mary Michael White, we sit down over three bottles of wine and try to solve the mystery. Here's a hint: we do not. BUT.....it DOES make for some VERY interesting perspectives on why it is we do the things we do on the Book Of Faces and other various social outlets. Tune in for some rambling laughter and stabs at the human psyche! […]

  • Behind The Music With Mike The Intern
    by Uli Gulje on February 15, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    He's a fan of Terry Gross' interview style and is likely one of the most informed sources of information about classic rock and music in general, but Mike The Intern of 104.7 The Cave is also a self-described "asshole to authority". He's got over 1700 albums on vinyl that span the genres and his passion comes through in this interview. That same energy guides his whole outlook: making connections with people, and along those lines he also takes time out each week to have lunch with a veteran and get their story for his own podcast. Mike is a wealth of knowledge, and in this hour, you'll get a look behind the mic........cheers! […]

  • Monday Morning Follow Up #1
    by Uli Gulje on February 11, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    Welcome to the second Monday Morning Follow Up (the first really being with Graham Smitham), where I try to catch up on your weekend and mine. Today I spoke with Dane Escobar of It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time, where he talks about his take on hangovers and romance. It's also my first attempt at video. Give it a listen and enjoy! […]

  • Beyond The Unknown (Films): A Conversation With Nathan Maulorico
    by Uli Gulje on February 8, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    From his humble beginnings as a Taco Bell and Blockbuster employee to his current passion as the founder (along with his wife) of the media production company Unknown Films, Nathan Maulorico exemplifies a life lead by following your passion. His father took him to see Halloween 4, and that was all it took: Nathan knew he wanted to make movies. They started with slideshows, moved on to wedding videos and has finally made it into working on shows on Discovery, TLC and History Channel. Tune in to an hour with my friend and enjoy his journey from working out of a La Quinta Inn towards following his dreams.&nbs […]

  • Follow Up With Graham Smitham of Eat Fit Go!
    by Uli Gulje on February 6, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    I'm trying out a new segment, something like a "Monday Morning Musings".....on a Wednesday, no less. But I wanted to follow up with guest Graham Smitham after my trial on the Eat, Fit, Go plan. It was a quick catch up and enjoyable segment....cheers! […]

  • The Mullets Of Modesto: A Conversation With Justin Steenburgh
    by Uli Gulje on February 1, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    He's one of the "4's" in 4 By 4 Brewing Company, and hails from Amarillo, Texas and Modesto, California. A bad boy who tangled with the law in his youth, Justin Steenburgh credits his wife for straightening out his chaos, and in the process, becoming one of the most dynamic and energetic people I know. I teasingly refer to him as The Lil' Spoon, but I hold Justin in the highest respect, because in my darker moments, he's always there to lift me up with a positive vibe and silent support. From his early days as a Floor Technician to being an owner in one of the fastest-growing breweries in the area, Justin provides the kind of inspiration that will help you out and keep you laughing.....enjoy an hour with my amigo! […]