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	<title>Comments on: In Which The Cat Shoots Me The Bird</title>
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	<description>&#34;A Meaningless Gesture In The Meanest Of Times&#34;</description>
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		<title>By: Roman Emperor</title>
		<link>http://halfpastawesome.com/2009/04/12/in-which-the-cat-shoots-me-the-bird/comment-page-1/#comment-21</link>
		<dc:creator>Roman Emperor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:41:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like this one.  My favorite lines are; &quot;I can really appreciate the Dirtbags’ working theory that, yes, they ARE all out to get you. He’s the worlds’ greatest conspiracy theorist, which is one reason that the number of firearms he owns is a complete secret, even to his immediate family. Of course, the downside of this is that he is the first to blow a gasket when his world of order gets compromised by anyone, his own children included&quot;
So fu**ing true, all these dirtbags who are tuff guys wishing the world would end, and choas is what they thrive on, suddenly come out and say: &quot;DON&quot;T CHANGE, please!&quot;  Fu**ing wankers.
Anyways good life lesson, and also, firearms might solve your cat problem...just a thought...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like this one.  My favorite lines are; &#8220;I can really appreciate the Dirtbags’ working theory that, yes, they ARE all out to get you. He’s the worlds’ greatest conspiracy theorist, which is one reason that the number of firearms he owns is a complete secret, even to his immediate family. Of course, the downside of this is that he is the first to blow a gasket when his world of order gets compromised by anyone, his own children included&#8221;<br />
So fu**ing true, all these dirtbags who are tuff guys wishing the world would end, and choas is what they thrive on, suddenly come out and say: &#8220;DON&#8221;T CHANGE, please!&#8221;  Fu**ing wankers.<br />
Anyways good life lesson, and also, firearms might solve your cat problem&#8230;just a thought&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: JG</title>
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		<dc:creator>JG</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 08:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Perhaps I am the Padawan of my fate and the deck hand of my soul?  C&#039;mon now...let me at least THINK I have some control?  *You rock!*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perhaps I am the Padawan of my fate and the deck hand of my soul?  C&#8217;mon now&#8230;let me at least THINK I have some control?  *You rock!*</p>
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		<title>By: lbe</title>
		<link>http://halfpastawesome.com/2009/04/12/in-which-the-cat-shoots-me-the-bird/comment-page-1/#comment-19</link>
		<dc:creator>lbe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 18:04:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There is still romance in the world - it just takes a while to recognize it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is still romance in the world &#8211; it just takes a while to recognize it.</p>
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