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	<title>Comments on: Hair Trigger Puke</title>
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	<description>&#34;A Meaningless Gesture In The Meanest Of Times&#34;</description>
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		<title>By: David</title>
		<link>http://halfpastawesome.com/2009/05/01/hair-trigger-puke/comment-page-1/#comment-68</link>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 23:55:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As descriptive as this was, it really didn&#039;t do justice to your freakish reaction to bad teeth. Few things are funnier than seeing you pasty white at the sight of the oral impaired.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As descriptive as this was, it really didn&#8217;t do justice to your freakish reaction to bad teeth. Few things are funnier than seeing you pasty white at the sight of the oral impaired.</p>
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		<title>By: Brad Benton</title>
		<link>http://halfpastawesome.com/2009/05/01/hair-trigger-puke/comment-page-1/#comment-61</link>
		<dc:creator>Brad Benton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 19:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not trying to making this into some kind of competition but... I once had to help a neighbor tend to his dog that had eaten a wal-mart bag about two days prior.  I found mine.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not trying to making this into some kind of competition but&#8230; I once had to help a neighbor tend to his dog that had eaten a wal-mart bag about two days prior.  I found mine.</p>
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		<title>By: Sea Conway</title>
		<link>http://halfpastawesome.com/2009/05/01/hair-trigger-puke/comment-page-1/#comment-58</link>
		<dc:creator>Sea Conway</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 17:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You had me laughing and sympathizing.  I have had two vomitous triggers.  The first, a really bad, unexpected fart from a friend while trapped in the car.  The second, our dog ate a brillo pad, puked it up and then ate it again.  Thanks to children and their de-sensitization techniques, i have been puke free for 11 years.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You had me laughing and sympathizing.  I have had two vomitous triggers.  The first, a really bad, unexpected fart from a friend while trapped in the car.  The second, our dog ate a brillo pad, puked it up and then ate it again.  Thanks to children and their de-sensitization techniques, i have been puke free for 11 years.</p>
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