Comments on: Enter The Lyin’ Dutchman

By: Dutchman Coworker

Dutchman Coworker — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 17:49:59 +0000

@Buns Yes, we go through cycles around here. One week he adores you, the next week he is disgusted with you and won't speak to you. Lucky for me (or is it?) the 2 months of him hating me are now behind us. He is currently in a phase that involves kissing everyone's ass. Unfortunately for me, this involves a lot of unwelcome personal advice.

By: Buns

Buns — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:09:26 +0000

@Dutchman Coworker

Hahahaha…thank you so much for brightening up the backside of a Thursday afternoon. You have *no* idea how many girlfriends and friends of The Lyin’ Dutchman’s Scions have begun their relationship to him with “he’s simply the most charming and funny man I’ve ever met!”…only to see themselves relegated to “what’s-her-name” status at the first sign of flagging worship.

Good on ya, don’t be afraid to say if you run into one of us around Santa Barbara…we’re not ALL like him. Just Uli .

By: Dutchman Coworker

Dutchman Coworker — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 23:35:04 +0000

Wow. I work with the Lyin’ Dutchman and found your blog after googling his name as a joke. This explains so much.

By: Uli

Uli — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 22:27:14 +0000

@Oom Yan
Oom Yan – WOW!! I am glad you made it here! You, as a someone with an incredibly close perspective on what makes the man tick, can probably offer more insight than I’ve been able to come up with these last 30-some odd years. I hope all is well….been catching up with Stefan when I can on Facebook – the latest post is hinged around my friendship with him!

By: Oom Yan

Oom Yan — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 18:44:11 +0000

It was 6 1/2 times not 7, the 1/2 time was not legal, #1/2 was not divorced yet by a month or so.
I’ve known wives #2,3,1/2,4,5
He has passed on to you your wonderful gift of gab, or writing (digital gab).
He taught me a long time ago, what goes around, comes around.

Theworldsbestbikemechanic’sdad

By: Uli

Uli — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 11:30:24 +0000

@Ranger
Chewie, Chewie, Chewie………it is a list from which you can rarely recover. You’ve witnessed first hand the carnage that can follow from a spin on The Wheel. I’m glad you’ve got our backs, it is lonely out there for those of us exiled to the hinterlands.

By: Uli

Uli — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 11:27:43 +0000

@lbe I know you're a bit biased, MOM, but I appreciate the support, nonetheless. To you and Robert both goes the credit.

By: Ranger

Ranger — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 06:49:38 +0000

The Wheel Club enthralls me, I mean since I am the prodigy, I would never make it to that list…but I am always open to be a support systems for you guys.

By: lbe

lbe — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 05:03:16 +0000

Uli – Don’t put yourself down – if you were really so “screwed up in the head”, you wouldn’t have picked the perfect wife, nor would you be the wonderful father that you are.

By: Uli

Uli — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:18:33 +0000

@Roman Emperor As a former member of The Wheel Club, you too can appreciate the isolation and madness that accompanies the banishment. But that's what gives us brothers our debonair charm and suave ways.