<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
		>
<channel>
	<title>Comments on: 911 Cliff Notes</title>
	<atom:link href="http://halfpastawesome.com/2009/12/17/911-cliff-notes/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://halfpastawesome.com/2009/12/17/911-cliff-notes/</link>
	<description>&#34;A Meaningless Gesture In The Meanest Of Times&#34;</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 00:27:29 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2</generator>
	<item>
		<title>By: Uli</title>
		<link>http://halfpastawesome.com/2009/12/17/911-cliff-notes/comment-page-1/#comment-1629</link>
		<dc:creator>Uli</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:32:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://halfpastawesome.com/?p=1302#comment-1629</guid>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-1626&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;@Glenda F&lt;/a&gt; 
I can only hope you burst into tears at work....that would be perfect!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="#comment-1626" rel="nofollow">@Glenda F</a><br />
I can only hope you burst into tears at work&#8230;.that would be perfect!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Glenda F</title>
		<link>http://halfpastawesome.com/2009/12/17/911-cliff-notes/comment-page-1/#comment-1626</link>
		<dc:creator>Glenda F</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:42:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://halfpastawesome.com/?p=1302#comment-1626</guid>
		<description>That made me laugh so hard I&#039;m crying!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That made me laugh so hard I&#8217;m crying!!!!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Uli</title>
		<link>http://halfpastawesome.com/2009/12/17/911-cliff-notes/comment-page-1/#comment-1620</link>
		<dc:creator>Uli</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:36:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://halfpastawesome.com/?p=1302#comment-1620</guid>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-1609&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;@Carol Enns&lt;/a&gt; 
truth is stranger than fiction, right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="#comment-1609" rel="nofollow">@Carol Enns</a><br />
truth is stranger than fiction, right?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Uli</title>
		<link>http://halfpastawesome.com/2009/12/17/911-cliff-notes/comment-page-1/#comment-1619</link>
		<dc:creator>Uli</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://halfpastawesome.com/?p=1302#comment-1619</guid>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-1600&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;@Scott&lt;/a&gt; 
I&#039;ve SEEN those two dudes. Preying on the innocent, the filthy bastards...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="#comment-1600" rel="nofollow">@Scott</a><br />
I&#8217;ve SEEN those two dudes. Preying on the innocent, the filthy bastards&#8230;</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Uli</title>
		<link>http://halfpastawesome.com/2009/12/17/911-cliff-notes/comment-page-1/#comment-1618</link>
		<dc:creator>Uli</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:34:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://halfpastawesome.com/?p=1302#comment-1618</guid>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-1585&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;@dirtsister&lt;/a&gt; 
how well you know us up here on Commercial Street.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="#comment-1585" rel="nofollow">@dirtsister</a><br />
how well you know us up here on Commercial Street.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Carol Enns</title>
		<link>http://halfpastawesome.com/2009/12/17/911-cliff-notes/comment-page-1/#comment-1609</link>
		<dc:creator>Carol Enns</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:41:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://halfpastawesome.com/?p=1302#comment-1609</guid>
		<description>Sounds like the makings for a television sit com.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sounds like the makings for a television sit com.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Scott</title>
		<link>http://halfpastawesome.com/2009/12/17/911-cliff-notes/comment-page-1/#comment-1604</link>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 23:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://halfpastawesome.com/?p=1302#comment-1604</guid>
		<description>Yeah, apparently these two dudes have been beating the crap out of unsuspecting drunk geniuses for the 12 years that I have worked in surgery! Same goes for the surgery patient with the growth on the back of his head that is supporting a colony of maggots! &quot;This just popped up over night!&quot; Seriously, if I was stupid enough to believe that, I would have been beat up by those two dudes a long time ago!
From Scott&#039;s Better Half</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, apparently these two dudes have been beating the crap out of unsuspecting drunk geniuses for the 12 years that I have worked in surgery! Same goes for the surgery patient with the growth on the back of his head that is supporting a colony of maggots! &#8220;This just popped up over night!&#8221; Seriously, if I was stupid enough to believe that, I would have been beat up by those two dudes a long time ago!<br />
From Scott&#8217;s Better Half</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Scott</title>
		<link>http://halfpastawesome.com/2009/12/17/911-cliff-notes/comment-page-1/#comment-1600</link>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:46:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://halfpastawesome.com/?p=1302#comment-1600</guid>
		<description>My wife wanted me to add one to the list for us and all in EMS, the ER, and in her case surgery. When you&#039;ve had the shit beat out of you at a bar dont utter the phrase &quot;Iwas minding my own business and these two dudes came up and just started beating me up&quot;. Apparently there are two dudes going around beating the crap out of everyone in the area. Its kinda like how everyone who is drunk and got in the fight, wrecked their car, etc. only had two beers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My wife wanted me to add one to the list for us and all in EMS, the ER, and in her case surgery. When you&#8217;ve had the shit beat out of you at a bar dont utter the phrase &#8220;Iwas minding my own business and these two dudes came up and just started beating me up&#8221;. Apparently there are two dudes going around beating the crap out of everyone in the area. Its kinda like how everyone who is drunk and got in the fight, wrecked their car, etc. only had two beers.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: dirtsister</title>
		<link>http://halfpastawesome.com/2009/12/17/911-cliff-notes/comment-page-1/#comment-1585</link>
		<dc:creator>dirtsister</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 22:11:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://halfpastawesome.com/?p=1302#comment-1585</guid>
		<description>This sounds like #2, my dad retired from there and has many similar tales. I forwarded this to him for a laugh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This sounds like #2, my dad retired from there and has many similar tales. I forwarded this to him for a laugh.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Uli</title>
		<link>http://halfpastawesome.com/2009/12/17/911-cliff-notes/comment-page-1/#comment-1490</link>
		<dc:creator>Uli</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://halfpastawesome.com/?p=1302#comment-1490</guid>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-1483&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;@Crazy Merritt’s wife&lt;/a&gt; 
well, you&#039;ve certainly covered the bases! I appreciate your reading the post!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="#comment-1483" rel="nofollow">@Crazy Merritt’s wife</a><br />
well, you&#8217;ve certainly covered the bases! I appreciate your reading the post!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
</channel>
</rss>

