Half Past Friday ~ May 8th

So I’ve decided to add a new catagory to the Half Past Awesome corner of the world: the Half Past Friday Top Ten list. Each week I’ll toss a random subject out there and the answers will be harshly judged and the best will be posted. This past week I asked via FaceSpaceTwit what the lamest excuses my amigos had ever given or received when either standing someone up or being stood up. The results were, well, predictable for the most part, although there were a couple of shiners among the awful things you’ve said to others. If you have any ideas for next week’s Half Past Friday, please feel free to email them to halfpastawesome@gmail.com

So without further shenanigans here’s this weeks list

TOP TEN LAMEST REASONS YOU’VE GIVEN OR RECEIVED WHEN STANDING SOMEONE UP (OR GETTING STOOD UP):

10. I have a boyfriend (told to me….it sucked; I married her)

9.  I’m constipated

8.  I, um, “”forgot” you were having Fight Night at your house

7.  My DVR is broken and Brett Michael’s Rock Of Love is coming on

6.  I decided to get drunk with my homies at a sh**-hole bikini bar instead

5.  I have “explosive” diarrhea

4.  I am bloated (told by a guy)

3.  I can’t go out with you again. My dad says you’re a bad influence

1 (tie):  Um, sorry dude, my dog is sick

1 (tie): I just found out my ex-boyfriend is bisexual and was told to go get an AIDS test; I can’t make our date

Sometimes the truth IS better than fiction